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The Cockpunch: Cats Are Evil Edition
The Bunk is a man with two cats. I only mention this because one of his cats, the Douchebag Formally Known As Rocky, wakes him up every morning before dawn by meowing and — get this — biting his face....
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The Cockpunch: Rule of Law Edition
In just a few minutes, the American peasantry will learn of the fate of the Dreaded Robomneycare, alternatively known to attorneys and undersexed wonks as the Patient Protection and Affordable Care...
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This Week in Trolling: The Scourge of Awful, Spammy, Stolen Online Content –...
Back in the late 90s, a wide-eyed and hopeful teenager (me) watched this magical new thing — the Internet — grow up all around him. Suddenly, for the low cost of an AOL subscription (remember those...
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The Morning Wood: ZOMG FOOTBAWWWWWW
My friends, draw near. If you’re a football junkie like me, you can’t wait for Peyton Manning’s 16 snap (if that) debut tonight in Chicago. If you’re like me, you’ll watch four quarters, drink too...
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The Morning Wood: Public Fisticuffs
… let’s just move on. Your humble correspondent, as he will occasionally do, posted some factual assertions about one Paul D. “Eat the Poor” Ryan immediately following his ascension as running mate to...
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Morning Wood: Let’s All Laugh at the Red Sox
Rooting for the Boston Red Sox is a harmless and quintessentially American youthful dalliance, like cocaine and conservatism. It’s all so exciting and new but the lustre eventually fades and all that...
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The Morning Wood: Not Waving the White Flag
Big weekend for sports, you guys. Lots going on and I had a great time, first watching my Grizzlies demolish the Golden Pandas of Northern Colorado on Saturday and then watching the first half of...
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The Morning Wood and The Simple Joy of Quiet Bye Weeks
I can’t stand the bye week idea in the NFL for a lot of reasons. The idea of bye weeks is to let teams have a weekend off during the season to recover some injured players, get a struggling team back...
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The Morning Wood Has a Hangover
My mother is so proud, you guys. Oh hi! Did you people have a nice Veterans Day/Bastille Day/Kurt Vonnegut’s Birthday? You DID? Well, I think that’s just wonderful. I climbed into a bottle of whiskey,...
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The Morning Wood: Denial Edition
He still doesn’t get it. We really honestly and truly did not expect to be writing about one W. Mittens Romney again in this space, at least not for a while, until he decides it’s still “his turn” and...
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